31 Dec 2007

last day of 2007.

while many are doing recaps of their year and writing their '08 resolutions, mine are still vague. all i can say now is that, 2007 could have been a better year for me. so since what has passed is past, shall just look forward and make up for them in 2008! =)

but seriously, i will really want, or rather, need to rid of my procrastination and lazy self.

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came across this article 'off with his willy' while having coffee with zw @ vivocity today. extremely interesting write-up about reactions of angry wives after discovering their hubby's affairs. and of course, the hottest sweet revenge is to cut off their hubby's penis (according to the article) and again, according to the article, the thais have the highest tendency to do this. gross!!! alright guys, it's time for some brain power.

IMAGINE your penis being cut off by a kitchen knife NOW! Ouuccchhhhh..how painful is that!?!! and not forgetting the fact that u can never stand again without ur root. no more sex, no more orgasm, and no more pleasure. poor thing.

but fear not, there's always doctors around to fix the problems right, 98% success rate yah. guess where? of cos , that will be in thailand. cool. haha. and amazingly, the doctor proclaims that it's quite easy to join the penis back to the body and it functions the same, might not stand as tall though, about 60% only.

2 stories in the article that amused me:

1. Wife cut off penis and tie it to helium ballroom. man asks relatives to give chase to the helium balloon and wait for it to drop back to the ground to retrieve his precious. yeaps he got it back.

2. Wife cut off penis and flush it down the toilet. doctor & authorities went through the system to retrieve his penis back. (yucks & gross). surprisingly, it still works normally after the fix.

the most frequently used word in this entry is officially penis. haha.