the main reason why i'm jotting something over this space the second time in a day is:
i find it not right that my most-probably-last-entry-before-stepping-into-2008 is about the 'p' thingy!!!
haha. just woke up from a satisfying nap and it's about time i prepare myself for the dinner at the boss's house later.
2008, seems like it's going to be a good year! cos i like the number 8, huat ar! huat ar! huat ar! and keet, please remember the pineapples for me to 旺旺 in 2008!
Monday, December 31, 2007
31 Dec 2007
last day of 2007.
while many are doing recaps of their year and writing their '08 resolutions, mine are still vague. all i can say now is that, 2007 could have been a better year for me. so since what has passed is past, shall just look forward and make up for them in 2008! =)
but seriously, i will really want, or rather, need to rid of my procrastination and lazy self.
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came across this article 'off with his willy' while having coffee with zw @ vivocity today. extremely interesting write-up about reactions of angry wives after discovering their hubby's affairs. and of course, the hottest sweet revenge is to cut off their hubby's penis (according to the article) and again, according to the article, the thais have the highest tendency to do this. gross!!! alright guys, it's time for some brain power.
IMAGINE your penis being cut off by a kitchen knife NOW! Ouuccchhhhh..how painful is that!?!! and not forgetting the fact that u can never stand again without ur root. no more sex, no more orgasm, and no more pleasure. poor thing.
but fear not, there's always doctors around to fix the problems right, 98% success rate yah. guess where? of cos , that will be in thailand. cool. haha. and amazingly, the doctor proclaims that it's quite easy to join the penis back to the body and it functions the same, might not stand as tall though, about 60% only.
2 stories in the article that amused me:
1. Wife cut off penis and tie it to helium ballroom. man asks relatives to give chase to the helium balloon and wait for it to drop back to the ground to retrieve his precious. yeaps he got it back.
2. Wife cut off penis and flush it down the toilet. doctor & authorities went through the system to retrieve his penis back. (yucks & gross). surprisingly, it still works normally after the fix.
the most frequently used word in this entry is officially penis. haha.
while many are doing recaps of their year and writing their '08 resolutions, mine are still vague. all i can say now is that, 2007 could have been a better year for me. so since what has passed is past, shall just look forward and make up for them in 2008! =)
but seriously, i will really want, or rather, need to rid of my procrastination and lazy self.
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came across this article 'off with his willy' while having coffee with zw @ vivocity today. extremely interesting write-up about reactions of angry wives after discovering their hubby's affairs. and of course, the hottest sweet revenge is to cut off their hubby's penis (according to the article) and again, according to the article, the thais have the highest tendency to do this. gross!!! alright guys, it's time for some brain power.
IMAGINE your penis being cut off by a kitchen knife NOW! Ouuccchhhhh..how painful is that!?!! and not forgetting the fact that u can never stand again without ur root. no more sex, no more orgasm, and no more pleasure. poor thing.
but fear not, there's always doctors around to fix the problems right, 98% success rate yah. guess where? of cos , that will be in thailand. cool. haha. and amazingly, the doctor proclaims that it's quite easy to join the penis back to the body and it functions the same, might not stand as tall though, about 60% only.
2 stories in the article that amused me:
1. Wife cut off penis and tie it to helium ballroom. man asks relatives to give chase to the helium balloon and wait for it to drop back to the ground to retrieve his precious. yeaps he got it back.
2. Wife cut off penis and flush it down the toilet. doctor & authorities went through the system to retrieve his penis back. (yucks & gross). surprisingly, it still works normally after the fix.
the most frequently used word in this entry is officially penis. haha.
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
upset.
cos was so looking forward to mambo and still didnt manage to go in the end. sulks. i need some destress-ing activities.
if that's not the worst, marvin koo just called to tell me how much he envy me that im at home and all. cos it's cold and crowded outside and it seems like the whole world is out partying tonight. and when i told him how much i wanted to go, he told me blantantly that i can still dress up at home, play some retro songs and make some drinks for myself since im a bit late to go out now. long long long long long queue (according to him), but not as bad as the queue on the previous public hols. duh. and it's really nice of him to end of the conversation with a reminder that im still in time for 1-for-1! faiints.
upset la.
seems like partying always fail whenever it's mambo. weekdays got to work, public hols also cant go. not that i dont have company to mambo, just feel weird hanging out with a group of people who im not close with or who i dont really know. so i only club with the same group of people. keet, i really 佩服 you for attending the butter factory party alone! perhaps, should have just gone ahead with ian and friends. maybe it's time to search for some part-time kakis whenever/in case the full-timers cant make it. sulks.
im really upset.
dont get me wrong, i do enjoy cozy gatherings and quiet moments. and definitely, partying is not a everyday thing cos i have no such energy. but it's hard to swallow the disappointment when u are so so so looking forward, specially arranging the next day schedules(despite the year end mad rush) to a bit later just to accomodate a night of fun and distress, and thinking to yourself, finally! the previous time i was at zouk was in july 07 and the one before that was july 06. will the next be july 08?
extremely upset.
dont feel like going anywhere or attending/organizing anything at the moment. leave me alone.
time to work again. no more play time.
i need some fags.
if that's not the worst, marvin koo just called to tell me how much he envy me that im at home and all. cos it's cold and crowded outside and it seems like the whole world is out partying tonight. and when i told him how much i wanted to go, he told me blantantly that i can still dress up at home, play some retro songs and make some drinks for myself since im a bit late to go out now. long long long long long queue (according to him), but not as bad as the queue on the previous public hols. duh. and it's really nice of him to end of the conversation with a reminder that im still in time for 1-for-1! faiints.
upset la.
seems like partying always fail whenever it's mambo. weekdays got to work, public hols also cant go. not that i dont have company to mambo, just feel weird hanging out with a group of people who im not close with or who i dont really know. so i only club with the same group of people. keet, i really 佩服 you for attending the butter factory party alone! perhaps, should have just gone ahead with ian and friends. maybe it's time to search for some part-time kakis whenever/in case the full-timers cant make it. sulks.
im really upset.
dont get me wrong, i do enjoy cozy gatherings and quiet moments. and definitely, partying is not a everyday thing cos i have no such energy. but it's hard to swallow the disappointment when u are so so so looking forward, specially arranging the next day schedules(despite the year end mad rush) to a bit later just to accomodate a night of fun and distress, and thinking to yourself, finally! the previous time i was at zouk was in july 07 and the one before that was july 06. will the next be july 08?
extremely upset.
dont feel like going anywhere or attending/organizing anything at the moment. leave me alone.
time to work again. no more play time.
i need some fags.
Sunday, December 16, 2007
big match.
sipping my hoegaarden while watching the liverpool vs man utd match. GO MAN UTD!!!
for chang and yc who are currently out of town, man utd is currently leading by 1-0 and there's only 2 min left to go. =) quite a silly match cos the final 30 min is a mess with 9 of man utd ppl defending the reds, the only one that's not is ronaldo cos he got to 'attack'. ha, as if. possession is mostly on liverpool side. steven gerrad is fantastic though, the only person who is running up and down the pitch is him. but i guess he cant do everything, too bad. and my little brother has been cursing and criticising everything about the match (his bet is on liverpool). honestly, the referre is kind of kelong la, takes the side of man utd though.
anyway, ferdinand is still my man and c.ronaldo is still so cute. And somehow, i feel that peter crouch doesnt belong to soccer, he's too tall for agility.
Alright, game's over! 1-0.
waiting for arsenal vs chelsea.
for chang and yc who are currently out of town, man utd is currently leading by 1-0 and there's only 2 min left to go. =) quite a silly match cos the final 30 min is a mess with 9 of man utd ppl defending the reds, the only one that's not is ronaldo cos he got to 'attack'. ha, as if. possession is mostly on liverpool side. steven gerrad is fantastic though, the only person who is running up and down the pitch is him. but i guess he cant do everything, too bad. and my little brother has been cursing and criticising everything about the match (his bet is on liverpool). honestly, the referre is kind of kelong la, takes the side of man utd though.
anyway, ferdinand is still my man and c.ronaldo is still so cute. And somehow, i feel that peter crouch doesnt belong to soccer, he's too tall for agility.
Alright, game's over! 1-0.
waiting for arsenal vs chelsea.
Monday, December 10, 2007
10th dec.
seems like im quite free to blog these days. in fact, im not. been trying to pack my everydays with appointments and so far so good, i must say. =)
has been raining quite a lot these days. cold.
wanted to blog about the game i played last night. BRICK GAME!!! found the machine at my place a few days ago, still so enjoyable. wanted to bring it out and play the game on the train but was laughed at by my brother.
me-bro: will i be laughed at if i bring this out and play it on the train?
bro-me: erhmm, people still play brick games la. but not using this. nowdays, young ppl play using ds lite and such. HAHAHA.
alright, im old school. =(
has been raining quite a lot these days. cold.
wanted to blog about the game i played last night. BRICK GAME!!! found the machine at my place a few days ago, still so enjoyable. wanted to bring it out and play the game on the train but was laughed at by my brother.
me-bro: will i be laughed at if i bring this out and play it on the train?
bro-me: erhmm, people still play brick games la. but not using this. nowdays, young ppl play using ds lite and such. HAHAHA.
alright, im old school. =(
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Water Cross
a pub-cafe concept situated inside pasir ris park, very near People Association and very near the sea. the last time i was there was in 2001, went there for some canoeing course and expedition. Nice ambience, natural air-conditioning (yes, the wind!), good food and wide variety of drinks. serves yummilicious golden wings (better than wala's) & muzzels. music was good, with westlive & j.lo in the background. supposedly good scenary but it's kinda dark at night to see any damn thing.
i know, my camera sucks. but look, i really meant it when i said you wont be able to see a damn thing cos it's so dark. haha
no hanky-panky in sight, no crocodiles in sight.
a bit too pricey, hell far from the city and my place, not-so-frozen magarita(still prefer alley's, can we go there soon? i miss the chips, that is if it's still available), no soccer on the screens. atrocious toilet facilities (cos they use the public toilets at the park)
we wanted to walk along the park but it started drizzling, so we left at about 11pm. btw, the tents are invading pasir ris park. haha.
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came across something interesting on mmpoh's blog, wonder why didnt i see this previously.
男人六大睡死原因：
1. 与美女睡，爽到半死
2. 与丑女睡，生不如死
3. 与辣妹睡，累到半死
4. 与名模睡，贵到要死
5. 与爱人睡，醉生梦死
6. 与老婆睡，整夜装死
nice one!
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mood of the day: sulky
cos the rocher is still in my bag.
ps: im going to meet my client-who-has-a-possesive-gf tmr morning. haha.
i know, my camera sucks. but look, i really meant it when i said you wont be able to see a damn thing cos it's so dark. haha
no hanky-panky in sight, no crocodiles in sight.
a bit too pricey, hell far from the city and my place, not-so-frozen magarita(still prefer alley's, can we go there soon? i miss the chips, that is if it's still available), no soccer on the screens. atrocious toilet facilities (cos they use the public toilets at the park)
we wanted to walk along the park but it started drizzling, so we left at about 11pm. btw, the tents are invading pasir ris park. haha.
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came across something interesting on mmpoh's blog, wonder why didnt i see this previously.
男人六大睡死原因：
1. 与美女睡，爽到半死
2. 与丑女睡，生不如死
3. 与辣妹睡，累到半死
4. 与名模睡，贵到要死
5. 与爱人睡，醉生梦死
6. 与老婆睡，整夜装死
nice one!
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mood of the day: sulky
cos the rocher is still in my bag.
ps: im going to meet my client-who-has-a-possesive-gf tmr morning. haha.
brazilian wax.
a type of waxing that involves the complete removal of hair from the butts and adjacent to the anus, perineum, and vulva; basically the bikini area. (definition taken from wikepedia!) want to see the results of the waxing? click on the link for wikepedia! had originally posted the pic but felt kinda uncomfy to keep looking at it. i have exactly 2 peeps on my mind who will definitely click to see the pic. haha. bra & yc, no drooling.
why the sudden post to blog about brazilian waxing? erhmm, to encourage my gfs to go for it? i think & feel that brazilian waxing is a must-try-at-least-once-in-a-lifetime thingy for all ladies, optional for guys though. thus, haha, please go fix an appt after u read this. however, b.w is super addictive! once you start, it's quite tough to stop. unless you have no time, no khakis or no money.
common questions:
1. Is it painful?
For someone with a pretty low threshold for pain, I survive the first waxing and the subsequent visits are pretty pleasant. In fact, as i said, it's addictive! The amount of pain depends on the person performing the waxing as well. The one that yt and i go to is quite good cos she's fast and professional. And she will strike conversations with you while her hands are working on the hair, so the overall experience is well, tense yet relaxing. haha
2. How long is the ordeal?
Er, i cant remember? Less than 30 min, it will be done before you know it.
3. Can we do it anytime?
Sure for the guys. But for ladies, it's not recommended that you go for waxing anytime within 1 week after menses. Sensitive la, unless you are fine with the extra sensation.
4. What is the frequency for each waxing?
Approximately 1 month. Guess it depends on the rate of hair growth. haha.
5. Where?
I've only been to Wax Affair at holland village and since i find the services to my liking, unlikely that i'll switch places. In fact, there are a lot of other places who do waxing. Can check the different places out on the forums. just google-search for brazilian wax in singapore! To fix an appt at Wax Affair, call 64687965. =) Free advertising.
6. Charges?
$40 per visit for brazilian waxing. Charges are independent of length and amount of hair. There ae different types of wax la, price list is available at the shop itself.
Should you have other enquiries, simply leave me a tag, a comment, a sms or call me. If you need any khakis, let me know asap cos brazilian party for this month has been scheduled.
Pluck up your courage and go for it!
why the sudden post to blog about brazilian waxing? erhmm, to encourage my gfs to go for it? i think & feel that brazilian waxing is a must-try-at-least-once-in-a-lifetime thingy for all ladies, optional for guys though. thus, haha, please go fix an appt after u read this. however, b.w is super addictive! once you start, it's quite tough to stop. unless you have no time, no khakis or no money.
common questions:
1. Is it painful?
For someone with a pretty low threshold for pain, I survive the first waxing and the subsequent visits are pretty pleasant. In fact, as i said, it's addictive! The amount of pain depends on the person performing the waxing as well. The one that yt and i go to is quite good cos she's fast and professional. And she will strike conversations with you while her hands are working on the hair, so the overall experience is well, tense yet relaxing. haha
2. How long is the ordeal?
Er, i cant remember? Less than 30 min, it will be done before you know it.
3. Can we do it anytime?
Sure for the guys. But for ladies, it's not recommended that you go for waxing anytime within 1 week after menses. Sensitive la, unless you are fine with the extra sensation.
4. What is the frequency for each waxing?
Approximately 1 month. Guess it depends on the rate of hair growth. haha.
5. Where?
I've only been to Wax Affair at holland village and since i find the services to my liking, unlikely that i'll switch places. In fact, there are a lot of other places who do waxing. Can check the different places out on the forums. just google-search for brazilian wax in singapore! To fix an appt at Wax Affair, call 64687965. =) Free advertising.
6. Charges?
$40 per visit for brazilian waxing. Charges are independent of length and amount of hair. There ae different types of wax la, price list is available at the shop itself.
Should you have other enquiries, simply leave me a tag, a comment, a sms or call me. If you need any khakis, let me know asap cos brazilian party for this month has been scheduled.
Pluck up your courage and go for it!
Friday, December 7, 2007
the 83th post...
discounting all the draft entries, this is officially the 83th post. =)
sulky day, cos i forgot to start my day with a yummilicious ferrero rocher. and the morning run has been disasterous. not exactly the run itself, but the messing-up of my work schedule after the run. why?
simply because:
run at 730am= tiredness after the run=temptation to catch a wink after that= refusal to wake up=late for appts=pushing back of appts=need to reschedule some appts=no discipline=lousy me!
but of course, the above scenario describes only yours truly. not sure about my other colleagues la. guess i can only improve on that. shall not sleep after the run next week, the zzz monster is addictive!
alright, going off to work now.
sulky day, cos i forgot to start my day with a yummilicious ferrero rocher. and the morning run has been disasterous. not exactly the run itself, but the messing-up of my work schedule after the run. why?
simply because:
run at 730am= tiredness after the run=temptation to catch a wink after that= refusal to wake up=late for appts=pushing back of appts=need to reschedule some appts=no discipline=lousy me!
but of course, the above scenario describes only yours truly. not sure about my other colleagues la. guess i can only improve on that. shall not sleep after the run next week, the zzz monster is addictive!
alright, going off to work now.
Thursday, December 6, 2007
What the stars say about me...
Lets101 - Free Online Dating Network
Alright yc, know you want the site yeah. can check out yours over here. =) anyway, got it from blackhighheels'. haha, such a coincidence that she is kj's colleague, and drey & i were kana diao-ed by her on tuesday while we were at oub centre having briyanni. honestly, the one person that i really wanna meet at RP these days is blinkymummy! but what should i do if i really meet her? go up to her and ask for a photo or just flash a smile or tell her how much i like her blog or what? Anyway since we were at oub centre the other day, went upstairs to take a look at the doodolls that she blogged about. haha, quite cute and all but it's selling for SGD$29.90 instead of the 25 bucks she mentioned. guess auntie gave her a discount, if not, auntie actually raised the price when the demand went up? no idea.
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back to the most ridiculous-situation-saga, there was a second part to it. was too sleepy to complete it yesterday. here goes, after the sms, the gf actually called me and to tell me the same contents over again. however, i felt the need to talk to the bf, so i asked one of the guy colleagues to call instead. and when my client picked up, the conversation was as follows:
me-client: hey, ur gf with you ar?
client-me: ar.
me-client: she is very fierce hor?
client-me: ar.
me-client: so i supposed you are with her now right?
client-me: ar.
me-client: so cant meet me already right?
client-me: ar.
me-client: call me when you are convenient then.
client-me: ar, bye bye.
scary, is there a need to be so possesive?
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
confession of the day.
I'm into potato chips again. i have started my day with a ferrero rocher for conseqeutively 2 days and still intending to continue to do so. ferrero rocher simply makes my day. =)
and to all, i may be feeling rather emotional these days and i dont look good or unhappy and less chirpy and whatever, thanks yah. but i'm fine. =) yc, it's because of menses can??!?? faints.
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met with the most ridiculous situation today, after almost 2 yrs of work in the insurance industry. was supposed to meet up with my client at 10pm after his work. why 10pm? cos he's working as a chef @ hotel X and will only be done by around that time. called him to confirm appt at 728pm. At 915pm, i thought i forgot to tell him the exact location to meet up, went to sms him and our conversation follows:
me-client: hey, cya at mac later k.
client-me: you are?
me-client: lynn! meet you at mac k.
client-me: why are u meeting my boyfriend?
thinking to myself, shucks.
me-client's gf: oh hi, im actually his prudential agent and will be meeting him to pass him some documents and brochures. sorry for the misunderstanding.
client's gf-me: you know i dont care who are you and my boyfriend interested get ing anymore insurance from you. and appreciate if you stop calling to disturb before i lodge a complain to your company directly!
nope, no typo error. i guess she meant her boyfriend is not interested to get insurance from me. haha. since my client is only 21 years old, i supposed the gf should be younger and all.
what i really wanna tell the gf is: hey gal, can you please wake up your idea? im running some decent business here and i have no intention to meet your bf for the sake of going out and have some good fun nor have i any intentions to snatch him away from you and absolutely zero thoughts to seduce him or cheat his money. please remember that whatever financial planning he's doing now will help you guys a great deal in future, that if he has decided to still stick with you yah.
*rolls eyes*
and to all, i may be feeling rather emotional these days and i dont look good or unhappy and less chirpy and whatever, thanks yah. but i'm fine. =) yc, it's because of menses can??!?? faints.
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met with the most ridiculous situation today, after almost 2 yrs of work in the insurance industry. was supposed to meet up with my client at 10pm after his work. why 10pm? cos he's working as a chef @ hotel X and will only be done by around that time. called him to confirm appt at 728pm. At 915pm, i thought i forgot to tell him the exact location to meet up, went to sms him and our conversation follows:
me-client: hey, cya at mac later k.
client-me: you are?
me-client: lynn! meet you at mac k.
client-me: why are u meeting my boyfriend?
thinking to myself, shucks.
me-client's gf: oh hi, im actually his prudential agent and will be meeting him to pass him some documents and brochures. sorry for the misunderstanding.
client's gf-me: you know i dont care who are you and my boyfriend interested get ing anymore insurance from you. and appreciate if you stop calling to disturb before i lodge a complain to your company directly!
nope, no typo error. i guess she meant her boyfriend is not interested to get insurance from me. haha. since my client is only 21 years old, i supposed the gf should be younger and all.
what i really wanna tell the gf is: hey gal, can you please wake up your idea? im running some decent business here and i have no intention to meet your bf for the sake of going out and have some good fun nor have i any intentions to snatch him away from you and absolutely zero thoughts to seduce him or cheat his money. please remember that whatever financial planning he's doing now will help you guys a great deal in future, that if he has decided to still stick with you yah.
*rolls eyes*
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
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what i dislike about chinese songs, the tears that it bring along. haha and chang, dont despise me! i can't help it.
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